Most kids, when asked what they want to be when they grow up, answer something to the tune of, "a doctor," or "a firefighter," or "a lawyer!"
Should I add here that I wasn't exactly your average kid?
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I was also clearly graced with a mouth full of perfect teeth. |
As a little one, I loved when people asked me my future plans. Because no one else wanted to be what I wanted to be.
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Not a calf. Don't get it confused. A baby cow. (source) |
In fourth grade, I had an obsession with painting my nails a different color ever day. When I told my parents my future plans, they laughed at me. Apparently, a baby cow is more socially acceptable than a nail technician in the Halter house.
At 16 years old: the next Ron Burgundy.
Anchorman was and is a classic, and it was after that movie I decided I'd major in communications and become a star news anchor. I do a mean RB impression, and I habitually warm up with "unique new york" each time I speak in public.
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I wanted that to be me. (source) |
As I'm sure you've figured by now, my dream changed a little. Due to the depleting need for news anchors (news is becoming more and more automated), I decided I liked PR better.
okay, so Roush Fenway wasn't my best look. |
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Cocktail waitressing at Catch 31 |
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and then supervising Tortugas! |
What did you want to be when you grew up? I'll bet my baby cow and your dream career went well together. ;)